Corporate Wrap Up - Weekly Office Blog Review
Written By - Jay Looch
July 8th, 2022
Friyay is upon us crew, so saddle up. We have made it through yet another work week for this disaster of 2022. This week wasn’t bad though to be honest. The 4th of July was more clutch than Jordan’s buzzer beater in ‘89.
A short week gets the people going and that's a fact. What a short week doesn’t unfortunately stop, is your coworkers bull shit. Today I ate lunch in the office kitchen like a normal human, who doesn’t want the main part of the office to smell like a Sunday Dinner 24/7. Thinking this was a good idea, me and my possy grab lunch and sit down ready to forget where we are for the next hour. Just when I am about to dive into my $16.99 New York City salad, little old Pam walks in to grab her homemade lunch from the fridge. My god…Pam NO! When she opened those refrigerator doors, the office went from Fortune 500 straight to a failing start-up in seconds. The fridge did not give a shit about the short week and vibes we were carrying into the office that day. The fridge had other plans. People leave food in that thing? There is no way that is safe. The stench will have the CDC calling for another shut down if we aren’t careful. What are people eating for lunch nowadays?
I get it, 2022 is a weird time. Things are accepted more and people can do as they please more than ever in this world. That's great! But don’t you dare think that it's okay to bring your leftover fishy ass meal to your place of work. I have a family to go home to Pam. I got work to do for the second half of the day. The office fridge is a liability to the office's production and should be left off limits. Don’t let an office fridge ruin your work day.
Sports Wrap Up
With basketball and hockey finished up and about a month or so until football starts, this is a rough time in sports.Unless of course, you are like myself and still believe baseball is the greatest game in America. But that's a story for another time. Today we focus on another beauty. Golf.
Another week has passed and yet another week of golfers ditching the PGA at a rapid rate to join the LIV. Players like Rory Mcllroy have made it clear they are not a fan of the new league and bash the golfers/organization any chance he can. But how come? Does Rory read or watch the news? These dudes are getting a bag just to show up. Hell, you can finish dead last and spend most of the time in the woods looking for your ball like myself and still cash out a $120k check. Oh yeah and Rory, did you see the plane these guys are riding on? This isn’t your normal PJ getting you from point A to point B. This is a mixture of a Castle at Winterfell and Club E11even in Miami. Dustin Johnson is one of the big names who has joined the LIV tour. With his track record of party drugs, this could be real alarming for a relapse. There ain’t no way he's on that party plane and not going skiing at 30,000 feet. Keep a look out for DJ to be wired as we head into this weekends tourney.
Let’s circle back next week to see how Lindsey Vaughn, I mean Dustin Johnson performs this week.