Ban Push Button Faucets

Frankie Zayas 

10/13/2022

So you know the faucets that only turn on for 5 seconds, then turns off, and the only way to get it going again for another 5 seconds is to push the button again? The next presidential decree should be a ban of all such faucets, a nationwide collection of them, then one signal rocket ship to space.

Clearly, I hate these things. And I get it, the main purpose is to stop someone from just turning the sink on and walking away. Which is smart for schools, because we all know that shit head kid in school that would do something like that.

BUT, for these to be in any bar, restaurant, office building or public place of any matter, should be criminal. There is nothing worse than crushing 10 wings, a couple slices of pizza, washing it down with a fine pilsner, just to go wash your hands in a bathroom and this is what you see.

Just a real kick in the dick.